Cat people rejoice – new feline gore fest lets you get your claws into some bloodthirsty unicorns

Sometimes I look back at what I’ve just written and wonder if I’m in some kind of fever dream. For example that title. do not tell me chatgpt This can happen any time. just do not.

The fever dream continues as I watch the amazing new trailer for cat’em-up, Gory: Cuddly Carnage. As the music builds – it’spreach zarathustra also‘By Richard Strauss, which you’ll know from the opening bars of 2001: A Space Odyssey, OK, except that this version is meowed by a cat. of course it is.

Gori: Cuddly Carnage looks ridiculous and fun from the start, and we already can’t wait for its big launch at the end of August. Billed as “a cat with cute paws and dangerous claws,” this cat game has been five years in the making and has the kind of feel to it that the devs just kept saying, “Well, what if we did this will be?” – So the cat is on a skateboard, the enemies are bloodthirsty unicorns, and the blonde is accompanied by a perpetually sadistic AI named CH1P. Oh, and a famous piece of classical music is meowed by a cat.

If that’s not enough to get you to watch the trailer below, I don’t know what is.

Leo Zullo, managing director of publisher Wired Productions, said, “Cats have nine lives, and Gory has used up most of them! When we first started collaborating with Angry Demon Studios almost three years ago, “They were already going through a period of growth, but thanks to their determination and vision, with our support, they were able to deliver what they set out to do.”

He further added, “Gori: Cuddly Carnage is reminiscent of the games I played in the late 90s and 2000s. It’s pure adrenaline, fun, outrageous, and truly a showcase for indie gaming – a space for creativity, freedom, and the ability to make the game you want to make. Angry Demon Studios did just that, and I couldn’t be more excited for its launch on August 29th.

Blonde: Consider Cuddly Carnage Well and Truly Wish list, Oh, and the blonde? I just said the name out loud and now I get it!