Paige DeSorbo’s Best Summer House Season 8 Quotes, Confessionals

Paige DeSorbo Always had funny one-liners summer houseBut she earned the title of Confessional Queen thanks to her Season 8 quotes.

Whether it is trolling her boyfriend, Craig ConoverFrom not knowing what a rigatoni noodle looks like to telling the truth about adulthood, 31-year-old Paige was easily one of the fan favorites this season.

Unfortunately, not all of his jokes went down well with his co-stars. Daniel Oliveira hinted at drama between the two over Page’s jokes Season 8 Reunion TrailerWhich was released on Tuesday, May 28.

“You think your confessions are so funny,” Daniel, 36, said in the video, to which Paige replied, “They are so funny.”

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However, Daniel disagreed and claimed, “They’re harmful.” Despite Daniel’s negative response, Paige stayed true to herself throughout Season 8 and made viewers laugh at her realness.

Need proof? Scroll down for some of the page’s most famous quotes summer house,

Founding Fathers

after meeting Season 8 Newbie West Wilson During the premiere, Peggy told the girls in the kitchen, “I feel like West Conrad Wilson just signed the Declaration of Independence.” The whole room erupted in laughter.

Paige then revealed that she always tells her boyfriend, Craig, “He looks like he came off the Mayflower,” because of his own appearance.

Hi, Craig!

In the same episode, which aired in February, Paige confessed that while we were in Italy, Craig Googled ‘what is rigatoni’. The reason for that? “He couldn’t remember the shape of it,” Paige explained.

Gabby Prescod declared, “It’s not even a special noodle!” to which Paige replied, “No, it’s not a special noodle!”

it looks like you’re from London

Paige teased Craig for his ridiculous ideas in her first confessional of the season. “A couple of weeks ago he told me he was buying a soccer team in London,” Paige revealed. Southern Charm star”The man saw [Welcome to] Wrexham All of a sudden, he Ryan ReynoldsI’m trying to give my best here Blake LivelyBut I am worried.”

So American

“I love hotdogs,” Paige said simply during Episode 2. “Nothing reminds me of the 4th of July better than hotdogs.”

Double standards

after Jesse Solomon Hitting on Paige during episode 3She revealed to the camera how she feels when men try to hook up with her while she’s in a relationship. “I wouldn’t say Craig is a jealous person, but he has his moments,” Paige revealed. “I never want Craig to think a guy likes my girlfriend.”

When it comes to Craig’s molestation, Paige is conflicted about how she handles the incident. “Now, if Craig told me some girl touched his leg at a club, I would get on a plane immediately and be in Charleston in two hours,” she said.

Ways to do magic

“If we dated for six months and then I told you that I believed I was a witch, would you stay with me? Or would you break up with me?” Paige asked Craig in Episode 5.

Craig said it “wouldn’t bother” him and that he would actually “think it’s cool.” However, Paige didn’t feel the same way. “If you were a witch, I’d break up with you,” she joked, to which Craig asked, “Can boys be witches?”

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banana Boat

During Craig’s episode 6 cameo, the two gave fans an insider’s look into their romance. Craig literally gave Peggy a banana before breakfast, saying, “You like bananas in bed.” Peggy joked, “I like a different kind of banana in bed.”

Lifetime Drama

Throughout Season 8, Lindsay Hubbard And Carl Radtke The two clashed as they prepared to marry in 2023. The tension was evident to everyone, including Paige.our weekly It was confirmed in August 2023 that Carl, 39, broke off your engagement With Lindsay, 37.)

“I know it’s really hard to make relationships work. But at some point, you have to get out!” Paige told the cameras while talking about the dynamic between her friends. “I think Lindsay knows deep down that she shouldn’t be marrying this guy, but I think she wants this fairy tale.”

Paige thought Lindsay might be saying to herself, “He was my friend for so long and I’ve been betrayed by so many people and then we met.” Paige confessed that the fairy tale “sounds beautiful and I would definitely watch it on Lifetime. I really would. But this is real life, and you guys don’t like each other.”

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looking in the mirror

During episode 9, Danielle claimed that Paige Pushing Craig further into their relationship Because they weren’t engaged or living in the same city. Peggy didn’t like these accusations at all.

“Danielle stands on a very high moral ground. She can tell everyone when they’re making the wrong decisions or doing the wrong thing,” Paige claimed during a confessional. “But when you turn the mirror around … where did she go? [She] “She runs away right away. I’ve seen her do that to every girl I’ve ever been with.”

Paige later confessed that she had stopped spending time with Danielle after befriending her in the summer of 2022 during a feud between Lindsay and Danielle. “Please call Lindsay and bring her back here to pick up her friend. We made a mistake. We don’t want her anymore,” Paige quipped. “It’s too much.”

Boss Babe, Party of 1

In the next episode, Peggy calls Daniel for treating Gabby badly and claiming that Gabby was “harming herself” in her dating life. Daniel argued that “as a founder and CEO I always try to understand people’s personalities,” which confused Paige.

“Your friend is crying in the bathroom and you’re talking about being the CEO and founder of… what? Literally, what?” Page said to the cameras, taking a dig at Daniel’s delayed app launch.

bridal shower mistakes

Peggy was the only woman summer house Stars who weren’t in attendance Lindsay’s Bridal Showerwhich was shown on the May episode. Paige, for her part, had a reason for not coming.

“Lindsay, how wonderful of you to invite me to your bridal shower. I do not take that lightly,” Paige said in a statement. “I think there has been a huge change in Lindsay’s attitude and behavior toward everybody. I mean, dare I say it, she’s pretty nice.”

She added: “But excuse me, Miss Manners, I’m not going to the bridal shower of someone whose wedding I’m not invited to. Come on.”

ride or die

kyle cooke And Amanda Batula There was a debate about this during episode 13 their future and where to liveAfter hearing about the entire incident, Paige criticized Kyle, 42, and said he wasn’t supporting his wife.

“You didn’t even want to compromise on moving. You wouldn’t compromise on anything with her,” Paige claimed. “Let her stay in New Jersey and drink her Coronas in the backyard and do a swimsuit line and let her fail. Who cares? Let her be happy!”

Comfort Queen

While attending Daniel’s app launch party in Episode 14, Lindsay and Paige told the truth about comfort. Lindsay told Paige, “Oh, I like the opportunity to be free with my legs,” to which she replied, “No, I like sitting.”

During the same episode, Paige revealed that she was herself surprised at her level of adulthood. “I can’t believe I washed my face last night. I was so proud of myself,” she told Amanda while lying in bed. “Uh, an adult. A true, true adult.”

Marriage Troubles

The Season 8 finale, which aired on Thursday, May 30, featured Carl and Lindsay’s breakup. After learning the news, Paige joined the girls to talk about it and console Lindsay.

“He did you a favor, please. You didn’t want to marry that guy anyway. Let him go,” Paige told Lindsay before they moved into a group hug. Paige then whispered in Lindsay’s ear, “This is the consequence for not inviting me to your wedding.”

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Lindsay claimed she was “trying” to get her on the list and Paige shrugged it off, saying, “Never mind, I’ll add you to the next list.”

At the end of the episode, Paige proved she’s still with Lindsay despite not being on the guest list. “She did you a favor. Let her go,” Paige reiterated. “In a year you could be married to the love of your life and having a baby. You deserve so much more happiness than that.”

summer houseThe Season 8 reunion will air on Bravo on Thursday, June 6 at 9 pm ET. Part 2 will air on Thursday, June 13 at 9 pm ET.